FAITH HAS BEEN FOUND!

Hey guys, I apologize for the alarm that my disappearance may have caused yesterday, but I am a-okay. I was in a daze when I decided to call it quits and go home for the night. I intended to leave a note, but as you all saw from that poster, I was quite distressed. I had my prescription sunglasses, a shoe on my right foot, and my keys. Apparently, that was all I needed to leave. Today, upon finally waking up, I no longer saw flashes of “Group W Bench” when I closed my eyes. That is until I opened Facebook and saw what my friends at Rising Son had posted. I raced to work this morning, wanting to assure the rest of the crew that I was alright. When I got here, the building was plastered with these posters. Luckily, everything has been cleared up, although we did have to have a conversation that it is practically impossible for a grown adult to get lost in a pile of t-shirts that is small enough to be easily photographed. However, your efforts in ‘saving me’ are thoroughly appreciated as I no longer have to do inventory!